| Meninist Mike | |
| Abobo
Nooo (sokim) Here | |
| Gender | Male |
| Hair color | Brown |
| Eye color | Brown |
| Eliminated | Never |
| Place | 1st |
| Relationship | Just Bros: Brendan
Enemies: Looo |
| Family | Mom: (deceseased)
Dad: Deceased Uncle Chris: Gay |
| Friends | Brendan |
| Enemies | Looo |
| Nicknames | Goat
Mike Ugly |
Meninsit was a totally straight, attractive member of the Soovyver Coat Diver cast.
His penis is 0.1 larger than average and it being twisted is perfectly fine and normal.